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What you doing?

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Today's
crossword puzzle.

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Ah. Need any help?

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Are you good
at these?

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I fancy myself a wordsmith.

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Okay. I need a nine-letter
word for "hindrance."

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(EXHALING)

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No idea.

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Okay, "Island in
the Aegean, six letters."

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Aegean...

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No. Sorry.

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Wow, some wordsmith.

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"Breasts."
Eight letters.

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Bazongas, balloons,
knockers...

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ELLIOTT: Seven letters,
beginning with an "H."

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Hooters, honkers,
hi-beams...

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Now in Spanish.

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Cha-chas, pinatas,
maracas...

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Oh, so you basically spend
all your time thinking of synonyms for breasts.

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I also do bottoms.

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Alphabetically.

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Ass, booty, caboose,

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derierre,
end-zone, fanny, glutey-pops...

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Yeah!

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Dad, are you
all right?

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That sanctimonious
holier-than-thou

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know-it-all upstairs
won't listen to reason.

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Who? God?

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No, the guy with
the office right above me.

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We need the space
to expand, but he won't budge.

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I've offered to
find him another office in the building,

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pay for the move...

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Who is this guy?

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Oh, he publishes
some anti-corporate newsletter.

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What's it called...
The Fink, The Snitch, The Rat...

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The Whistle Blower.
That's it.

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Imagine, taking up that kind
of valuable office space

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just to reach a few
whiny malcontents.

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I subscribe.

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Subscribe?
You're Miss December.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Jack Gallo's office.

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You should read
The Whistle Blower. It's really good.

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Good? It's not good.
It's a bunch of hooey about how big companies

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exploit workers
and waste natural resources.

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Jack, your driver wants
to know if he can stop circling the block.

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No, I want nice,
cold air on the way to lunch.

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Maya, why don't you
take a run at him.

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Who?
The nose whistler.

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Go get him to terminate
his lease.

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Me? Why me?

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Because you've got
that certain... You know...

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Hooters, heaters, mambos...

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My point is,
you speak the same language. You'll connect with the guy.

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Just be yourself.
Except less angry.

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I'd rather not.

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Just do it.
Dad, I'm not some spineless lackey

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who jumps at
your every whim.

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Maya! Apologize to Dennis.

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Anyway, Dennis,
maybe you can deal with this office thing.

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My pleasure.

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JACK: Thank you,
Dennis. Any time.

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I appreciate it.
I'd die for you.

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Cut it out.

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Oh, what a suck-up.

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You know, whatever.

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(TEASING)

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I'm just trying
to help him get his daycare center going.

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Mr. Suck-up wants
to help...what?

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Nothing.

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What daycare center?

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It's a big surprise
for all the moms and preggos around here.

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You're serious, aren't you?
Oh, my God, now I feel terrible.

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Well, don't.
I'll get this guy out of his office.

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Hi. I'd like to order
three dozen of your loudest crickets...

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Oh... I'll do it.

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Another twelve-martini night?

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Oh, no thank you,
I have plans.

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Oh, you mean this.
Oh, well, I've got

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until Friday to make
my skin as tight and smooth as possible.

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Why, what's Friday?

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Oh, my old roommate
Greta Larson is visiting.

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You know, we started out
in the business together.

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Greta Larson
the supermodel?

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Well, the jury's
out on "Super."

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Man, was she hot.

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Those long legs,
those pouty lips.

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Yes, I remember.

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Oh, I was madly
in love with her.

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Mmm. I'm sure you were.

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Of course, so was
every breathing male in America.

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Isn't that a slight
exaggeration?

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(EXCLAIMS) Am I sensing
a little rivalry here?

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No, not at all.

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Back in the '70s,
Greta and I were like twins.

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Soulmates.
Two sticks of dynamite.

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At Studio 54 we were known
as "BJ and The Bear."

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Who was who?

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Greta was The Bear
because she always wore this slinky fur coat.

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And I was BJ because
I always wore blue jeans.

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Wait...no I didn't.

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Hi.
Hello.

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Um, I work downstairs
and I subscribe to  The Whistle Blower,

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and I just found out
that you were here, too,

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and I just wanted to say
I think you're doing some wonderful work.

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Wow, that's really
nice of you.

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Richard Sagona.

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Nice to meet you.
I'm Maya Gallo.

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Gallo.

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Well, the reason
I'm here is...

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I know why
you're here.

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He couldn't convince
me to leave,

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so it's round two
with his daughter.

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No, it's nothing like that.
It's just that I...

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Hey, look, I spend
my whole day listening to slick executives

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try to smooth-talk me.
So you'll excuse me if I don't fall for

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your little bad cop,
cute cop routine.

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Oh, thank you.

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For what?

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Oh, aren't I
the cute cop?

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My point is, I'm not
giving up my office. No way.

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You don't even know
what it's for.

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Let me guess, a lounge
where the models can be alone with their thought.

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Um, no. He wants to put
a daycare center here.

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You know, so working parents
can get to see their kids during the day.

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A daycare center?

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Yeah. You're the one who's
always blowing the whistle on companies and their

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anti-family policies.
And now look at you. Tweet-tweet.

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Don't "tweet-tweet" me.
I'm the Whistle Blower.

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You know,
there's a factory in Indonesia

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where old women
are forced to work 16 hours a day

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sewing American flags.

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And what does that
have to do with anything?

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Nothing, I'm just
trying to stay angry.

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Why?

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Because I like this office.
This is perfect for me.

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Please. For the children.

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Why did it have
to be children?

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So you'll do it?

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Leave the papers.

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Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.

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Hey, listen, before you go,
I want to tell you something.

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A couple of years ago,
I went to Detroit to expose a major auto manufacturer

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who was threatening
to close a plant.

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Well these two big guys
tailed me the entire time I was there.

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They harassed me,
they threatened me,

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they even roughed me up
in a dark parking lot one night.

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Did I back down? No sir.

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And your point is?
No point.

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I'm trying to work up
the nerve to ask you out.

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You want to ask me out?
(SHOUTING) Yes!

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(STAMMERING)
I mean, if that's okay.

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Well, sure,
that'd be really nice.

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How about tomorrow
night at 8:00?

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Perfect.

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I knew I was
the cute cop.

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What are you doing?

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Greta will be here
any second for lunch,

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and I need the perfect
first-impression pose.

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I mean, you look awkward.

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Here. Put your arm like this.

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Good.

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Now, your other arm,
raise up. A little higher.

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A little more.
That's it. Perfect.

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Now repeat after me.

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"I'm a little teapot,
short and stout."

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Oh, you just don't get it.

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You know,
Greta's always been prettier than me,

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and I want this to be
my moment of triumph.

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I've had my teeth whitened
and my hair darkened and I had Botox injected

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into my forehead.
The only way she can look better than me

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is if she spent
the last 20 years in a freezer.

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Nina?

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Eating Eskimo Pies.
Greta!

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Nina! Oh!
I can't believe it's you!

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And I can't believe it's you.

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Uh, Greta,
this is Eat-a-lot.

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I...I mean, Elliott.
He's your biggest fan.

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I mean, he's a huge admirer.

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You're his favorite
supper-model.

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Greta, it's a pleasure
to meet you.

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I'm Elliott DiMauro.

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Oh, I love your work.

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You're very good.

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Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.

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Well, lunch is on me.
How much cash have you got?

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Maya...

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Oh, hey, Richard.
Thanks again for dinner. I really loved it.

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You're a liar.

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Okay, the fish
was a little dry.

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I can't believe I fell
for that routine of yours.

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If you're trying to work up
the nerve to ask me out again, the answer is yes.

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There's no daycare center.
Your father is turning my office into a steam room!

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A steam room?
That's crazy.

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Yeah, what's crazy
is that I trusted you.

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Look, obviously there's
been some sort of screw-up.

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What's screwed up
is that I trusted you.

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Richard, I can fix this.

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What needs fixing is me
because I trusted...

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Will you stop that?

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You know, I really thought
you were different.

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I am different.
Ask anybody. They hate me here.

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Thanks a lot.
No, wait, wait, wait. Richard, Richard,

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let me talk to my father.

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I'm sure this is
some big misunderstanding.

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Aqua blue or sea foam green?
Keep in mind I'll be naked.

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Dad?

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Hello, pumpkin.

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00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,834
Are those tiles?

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Oh, yeah, they're
"action" tiles.

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Dennis was just going
to karate chop through these.

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What?

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Go ahead, grasshopper.

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Dude, I would, but I have
a harp recital tonight.

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Dad, look me in the eyes
and tell me you're not building a steam room.

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00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,267
Well, uh, I, um...

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Jack, the microwave.
Your yam!

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Good God, Dennis.
That sucker's gonna blow!

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Oh, no! Don't move.

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Either one of you.

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Don't you talk to me
like that, missy.

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We'll be here.

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Oh, hi again. Uh...

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Uh, he's in a little meeting.

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Yeah, picking out tile I bet.

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"Picking out tile."
That's funny, funny stuff.

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Uh, can I get back to you?

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You know what?
No. Don't bother.

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Richard...

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I told you she'd
come right back.

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I can't believe
you're building a steam room.

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And it's all
because of you, champ!

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I don't know what you said
to Oscar the Grouch,

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but we are in, baby!

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I told him you were
building a daycare center!

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That's my girl!

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Because I thought
you were building a daycare center!

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How would you ever
get an idea like that?

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You know perfectly
well how.

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Dennis Q. Finch,

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did you give my daughter
the impression that I was building a daycare center?

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Maybe.

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What did I tell you
about lying?

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That it's bad?

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It's a sin, Dennis.
No steam for you the first two weeks.

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But Jack.
No steam!

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Maya, I'm sorry you
had to witness this.

248
00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:48,534
Oh, stop it.
Do you think I'm a complete idiot?

249
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,601
Well, Dennis? Do you?

250
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:52,234
I'm talking to you!
You, scram.

251
00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:56,234
Did you make a decision?

252
00:12:56,300 --> 00:13:00,167
This is not the time for that.
Now get your sea foam-green ass out of here!

253
00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:07,067
You knew about
this all along.

254
00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:11,300
Maya, as a reporter
you should never jump to conclusions.

255
00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:14,367
What did I know?
When did I know it?

256
00:13:14,434 --> 00:13:16,133
It's all very murky.

257
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,701
It's not murky.
You knew Finch would lie to me.

258
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:21,834
I have no
recollection of that.

259
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,701
Uh-uh.
I'm not going to fall for that.

260
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:24,968
Don't you try
and double-talk me.

261
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:28,834
Maya, let me make
this perfectly clear.

262
00:13:28,901 --> 00:13:34,367
At no time was I never
not aware of what Finch was allegedly representing

263
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:38,734
with regard to my recreational
heated water proclivities.

264
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:44,467
Now, isn't it time
to put this behind us and get back to

265
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:47,100
the business of
running this magazine?

266
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,501
Your husband's a carpenter?
How did you meet?

267
00:13:57,567 --> 00:14:01,200
On a trip to Central America.
I go every year to build houses for the poor.

268
00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:04,100
Ah, yes. Community service.
I know it well.

269
00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:07,434
Nina, I think she
does it for charity.

270
00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:10,200
Call it what you will,
it beats doing time.

271
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,200
Oh, shoot. I am so late.

272
00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:15,334
Here, let me...

273
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,667
No, no, it's on me.

274
00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:19,367
Thank you, that's so sweet.

275
00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:21,000
Are we still on
for drinks later?

276
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:24,133
Sure, if it works for you.
I know you have a lot on your plate.

277
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:28,667
Well, bye-bye, you two.

278
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,501
So long. Take care. Bye.

279
00:14:33,634 --> 00:14:35,100
What a waste.

280
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,667
What a tremendously
round waist.

281
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:40,801
What the hell
is wrong with you?

282
00:14:40,868 --> 00:14:42,133
Greta's terrific.

283
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:46,000
That woman isn't Greta!
That woman swallowed Greta!

284
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:49,334
God, I feel like prying
her jaws open and shouting,

285
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,200
"Climb, Greta!
Climb up to the light!"

286
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,734
Nina, you're
being ridiculous.

287
00:14:53,801 --> 00:14:56,234
Oh, am I?
I don't think so.

288
00:14:56,300 --> 00:15:01,234
This whole thing is my fault.
Years ago at Studio 54, she and I were both

289
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,033
dancing with Joe Namath
and he ended up taking her home.

290
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:08,300
As they walked off arm-in-arm,
I remember wishing that she'd get fat

291
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:11,834
and I'd be beautiful forever
and now both my wishes have come true.

292
00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:17,300
Well, I think
she's beautiful.

293
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,567
Oh my God,
she's right behind me, isn't she?

294
00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:23,133
No, I mean it.

295
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,467
Have you ever studied
Renaissance art?

296
00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:28,534
The women in those paintings
are all large and rounded.

297
00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:31,634
That was for survival.
If you were fat, you could float.

298
00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,234
And if you would float,
you weren't a witch.

299
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,901
For God's sakes, man,
read your bible.

300
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:40,434
Nina, every society
has a different standard of beauty.

301
00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:42,934
The point is,
real beauty comes from within.

302
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,667
So who's to say plump
can't be sexy?

303
00:15:45,734 --> 00:15:47,968
You think?
Yes. I do.

304
00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:50,133
Hi, Elliott.
Well, gotta go.

305
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:59,400
Boy, this is a tough call.
I can see myself in this one.

306
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:01,000
But is that a good thing?

307
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:07,200
Furthermore, Dennis,
lying is immoral and bad for productivity.

308
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:09,901
I see that now.

309
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,934
You really crossed
the line this time.

310
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,067
I tried to explain
to Richard that you set me up,

311
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,567
he won't even talk to me.

312
00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:17,534
Oh, so now it's "Richard."

313
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,701
Dad, I like this guy.

314
00:16:19,767 --> 00:16:22,067
And now he thinks I lied
to him, all because of your stupid steam room.

315
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:26,267
Stupid? No, Trump's is stupid.
Mine will have a statue of me.

316
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,801
You think you've won,
don't you?

317
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:38,167
Maya, this isn't about
winning or losing.

318
00:16:38,234 --> 00:16:43,400
It's about the right of
every American to climb naked up a spiral staircase

319
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,734
to his own private steam room.

320
00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,567
God Bless America.

321
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,300
Out.

322
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:57,133
Need to make
a decision. You heard her.

323
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,767
Now, get your brushed-nickel
if-they-can-get-it shipped-by-Thursday ass

324
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,400
out of here.

325
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,534
Maybe you can schmooze
and lie and charm your way around everyone else,

326
00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:11,501
but I know you too well.
And I can play this game better than you.

327
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,934
Meaning?
Meaning,

328
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,968
if you don't give Richard
back his office, I quit.

329
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:19,033
Oh, please.
You're not going to quit.

330
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,100
You like it here.

331
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,734
You're right.
I do like it.

332
00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:24,634
But I promise you,
I'll still quit.

333
00:17:24,701 --> 00:17:27,033
Tell you what.
I'll meet you half-way. Every Wednesday

334
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:31,067
between 2:00 and 4:00,
my steam room is gals only.

335
00:17:33,234 --> 00:17:35,234
Really?
Really.

336
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,801
I quit.
No, don't be silly.

337
00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:40,400
You're not quitting.
You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

338
00:17:40,467 --> 00:17:41,868
Watch me.

339
00:17:44,701 --> 00:17:47,300
Attention, everyone.

340
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,400
Everyone, I have
an announcement.

341
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:52,901
Dennis, help her out.

342
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:54,033
People...

343
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:59,133
Folks, Maya has
an announcement to make.

344
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,534
Go ahead, dear.
Speak your mind.

345
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,601
Don't think I won't.

346
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:02,801
We're all waiting.

347
00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:08,100
I'd just like to say...

348
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:12,567
that...my big announcement
is that...

349
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,133
Loud and clear, honey.

350
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:22,133
...that my father Jack Gallo
is going to build

351
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:26,300
a free daycare center
above his office for all your kids!

352
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:29,100
Aw, you're so sweet,
you're so sweet.

353
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:36,100
God bless you, Mr. Gallo.
I'm going to name him Jack.

354
00:18:40,534 --> 00:18:42,334
What are you smiling at?

355
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,934
Well, to be honest,
I wasn't psyched about following your bony ass

356
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,300
up that staircase.

357
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,667
Oh, I'm so glad I found you.

358
00:18:57,734 --> 00:19:00,701
My little boy has the flu,
so I'm afraid I'm going to have to go back tonight.

359
00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:03,901
Oh, no, that's terrible.

360
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:08,934
Listen, Greta,
I'm sorry if I've been acting a little strange.

361
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,367
It's okay. Elliott told me
about the shots in your forehead.

362
00:19:12,434 --> 00:19:16,067
No, no... It's just that,

363
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:19,968
well there's something
I have to say to you, and, I, I don't know how.

364
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,968
What is it?

365
00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,968
Greta, if you had something
on the side of your mouth, would you want me to tell you?

366
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,601
Of course.
Okay.

367
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,968
You're hugely fat.

368
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,634
It is so sweet of you
to worry about my weight,

369
00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:35,634
but I'm perfectly happy
the way I am.

370
00:19:35,701 --> 00:19:39,067
Greta, denial is not just
a river in England.

371
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:43,033
I'm not in denial.

372
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:48,400
I have a wonderful husband,
a beautiful family, a real life.

373
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:54,667
And everything that
came before, the fame, the parties, starving myself,

374
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:57,501
it all seems like
some sort of bad dream.

375
00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:02,834
I'm finally happy.
And happy is sexy, just ask my husband.

376
00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:05,934
Frankly, I'm concerned
about you.

377
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,767
You base your entire
self-worth on your looks,

378
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:12,934
which you're terrified
of losing, so you hop from man to man,

379
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:19,601
looking for approval,
but finding nothing. Believe me, I remember.

380
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:22,467
Goodbye, Nina.
I hope some day you realize that

381
00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:25,033
life has so much
more to offer.

382
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:32,601
Poor, dumb fool,
she just doesn't get it.

383
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:33,667
(WHISTLES)

384
00:20:42,801 --> 00:20:47,067
RICHARD: And then Arthur
opened the door,

385
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:51,400
and he saw
a family of ghosts!

386
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,801
And how do you
get rid of ghosts?

387
00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:56,400
You stomp your feet
and you scream!

388
00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:58,334
(ALL SCREAMING)

389
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,767
Oh, I don't think
that was loud enough.

390
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:04,968
I think that she's right.

391
00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:07,234
The ghosts are still there.

392
00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:17,100
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

393
00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:20,367
Dennis, make them shut up.

394
00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:21,767
I already tried.

395
00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:23,200
Well, try again.

396
00:21:23,267 --> 00:21:25,267
They just laughed at me.

397
00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:29,334
Then they made me break
through a red rover line just to get out the door.

398
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,667
I took three of them out.
They'll feel it tomorrow.

399
00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:48,534
♪ Life keeps bringing me
back to you

400
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,968
♪ Keeps bringing me home

401
00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:56,100
♪ It don't matter
what I wanna do

402
00:21:56,167 --> 00:22:00,801
♪ 'Cause it's gotta
mind of its own

403
00:22:02,868 --> 00:22:07,067
♪ Life keeps bringing me
back to you ♪

404
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:11,667
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